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offlineMemberWake up, rikkor! It was all a dream! What IS it with you yanks and your alien abduction and penetration fantasies? One thing's for certain, though. Any Lithuanian whose swinging dick forces a policewoman to jump out of the way has got a great future in the porn industry. I mean, the burly repairman and the uniformed policewoman has got to be the perfect plot. "What's that you've got hidden in your overalls? It's my missing truncheon, isn't it? Well, I'm just going to have to take it back! Oooh, my. . ."
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