Act 3 scene 2.
Sir Henry Bulge enters through a side door on a donkey,with a large bunch of bannanas for his wife Egg who is a wheel chair bound invalid boiled egg,who also happened to have the missfortune to be born mute.Sir henry is her long term carer and has given up his career as a proffesional acrobat to look after her,they recieve no state benifit but live on Sir Henrys meager inheritance.Egg is sitting watching tv as usual.
Bulge.Im hoooooommee darling look!Ive brought you some flowers to cheer you up,arent they beutifull?
Well at least ou could look at em you ignorant balled headed bitch...Im so sorry darling I didnt mean it.
Bulge.Am I so thats what you think of me is it?after all Ive done for you,you selfish hard faced hard boiled...
Bulge.No I wont stop I should have told you this before I HATE YOU I HATE YOU HATE YOU
Bulge. Go on scream scrweam the house down I dont care I should smash your head in with this spoon Im holding,bring it down on your hairless ugly head then put you in the blender and........
Bulge.Shut up shut up shut up Im not a homosexual Im not not anymore.
Bulge.Me? its you youve never wanted children you were always so cold and fridgreated thats why.
Bulge.Yes its true I did have an affair with Henry the Hoover he was the best lover I ever had,he gave me more than you ever could he sucked me till his fuse blew.
Bulge.I was lonely
Bulge.He was 16 he just looked younger
Bulge.Thats it you bitch I cant take anymore.
Sir Henry Bulge in a fit of rage swings his spoon slicing the top of Eggs head clean off killing her instantly,realising the anormity of what he has done he flings himself out of the bathroom window landing head first on the point of a nazi gnomes hat
Egg nog by Alan Bentnett
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Act 3 scene 2.Posted 5 years ago #
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