Trump threatens huge bombast strike on Iran
'I'm giving the Iranian regime two weeks to sign a deal to limit its nuclear activities,' Trump told the White House press corps, 'and if...
Trump demands that imports arrive on American ships
President Trump has taken exception to the fact that only 178 cargo ships sail under the US flag globally. This represents a measly...
US trade deal will require UK to accept horrible American food
The Government is edging closer to a trade deal with the US. The UK has accepted, in principle, that it will have to receive imports of...
Newspaper editors get ready for Donald Trump's pharma tariffs
President Trump says he will announce new tariffs on pharmaceutical goods soon, and will probably describe them as a shot in the arm for...
Editor admits: Being fair to Starmer was a moment of madness
'There is no justification for my comments,' admitted a tearful Clive Haw-Haw, speaking after his shock resignation as editor-in-chief of...
Cthulhu sues Trump for copyright infringement
Cthulhu, the ageless entity of unspeakable evil, is suing Donald Trump in an American court for 'theft of intellectual property' and...
President Trump remains in excellent health
A White House doctor has confirmed that the remains of Donald Trump are in excellent health. ...
US/China tariffs will soon be 1,000,054%
Old Trumpy Trump, the Satsuma of Injustice himself, has declared tariffs on China to be 104% or 154% or 1054% or whatever, as long as...
Trump Insiders Explain That All He Did Was Fix the US Economy by Switching It Off & Back On Again
The greatest economic miracle since someone discovered you could put avocado on toast has been revealed to be little more than the fiscal...
Starmer to nationalize Steal
Ignoring the plight of British Steel, the PM has concluded that it is more profitable to focus on Brits Stealing. The plan is to bring...