Tim Vine wins award for joke:1 more than in 40 years of Last Of The Summer Wine
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Foggy, Macky, and Viney
There were a lot better jokes than his for the Number 1 spot...David Gibson (as Ray Green): ''I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.''
5. Gary Delaney: ''As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.''
8. Gary Delaney: ''Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.''
I preferred No.4. Jack Whitehall "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid."
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