European Commission to introduce trappings of democracy
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen told journalists today that she is disappointed with the lack of public interest in...
Hezbollah communications reduced to a gossip over the neighbour's fence
Having been seriously embarrassed, not to mention depleted in manpower, by their choices of communication devices, Hezbollah have had to...
Pager terrorists to target Teasmades
It is thought that Israel is specifically attacking Hezbollah from the 1980s. One Mossad agent confirmed: 'If we go back in time, we can...
The Kamala Harris Word Salad Recipe
'Word Salad? (Laughs hysterically) 'Let me just say it’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. We've...
Labour really needs to up its Scandal Game
As everyone expected, the current government is starting to achieve some initial scandals and policy mistakes. Being not used to this...
Dressing Trump as a schoolboy would give shooters a chance
Stung by criticisms of the inaccuracy of American marksmanship, the Secret Service has unveiled plans to dress Donald Trump as a...
Six assassins die in crossfire while trying to kill Trump
'We've had a hell of a time trying to piece this together,' Special Agent Dirk Dimly told reporters, mopping his brow with the end of his...
£175,000 donations from Private Healthcare 'normal' says Streeting
Health Secretary Wes Streeting has declared around £175,000 in donations from Private Healthcare suppliers who, co-incidentally, are in...
Jobs for the autumn, with Keir "Digwell" Starmer
The summer fun is over and it's time to create that funereal mood that lets people know Labour's in charge of their lives, so: 1) Create...
Sudan braces itself for a wave of refugees from the USA in a few months' time
As USA prepares for its forthcoming presidential election, many of its citizens are making plans to flee the country if the Second...