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Knickers to that!
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Posted 2 years ago #
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This reminds me of my (sniff, sniff) completed disregarded clean underwear in an accident sub.
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Surely the only circumstance in which you are likely to see old bill's knickers is if they are a strip-o-gram, in which case the underwear should be noteable by by being small and lacy (in the case of females). Maybe some coppers have been mishearing prisoners whos asked to see their brief(s).
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Maybe we need a new phonetic alphabet
"Tanga, skidmark, y-front, are you receiving?"Posted 2 years ago # -
[quote]Maybe we need a new phonetic alphabet
"Tanga, skidmark, y-front, are you receiving?""This is Bikini, French, Cami, receiving..."
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"undie and out"
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Just another example of over enthusiastic gussetting
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I wonder if Brazilian Police have similar guidelines.
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If they don't like it, they can always join the commandos
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Crikey Barney, you're really playing catch-up with enthusiasm.
Welcome back.Posted 2 years ago # -
@Barnabas.Please fly to Chile soonest stop
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You lost me there, you old salty dog.
Is this something to do with Twitter-speak?
Or a cryptic crossword clue?
I can see a connection between underwear and flies.
I can see a connection with no underwear and feeling chilly.
Perhaps CHILE is an Acronym like NORWICH - nickers off ready when I come home?
Crutch Holder In Lycra & Elastic?
Crazy Heated Itchy Lubrication Escape-hatch?Posted 2 years ago # -
Punch, I think, did an acronmyms competition on the NORWICH basis some years ago. Leeds was Lascivious Every Evening Despite Senility. And yes, there were several goes at Llanfairpwllgwn etc.
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There's a website called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com believe it or not.
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