PM announces plan to take UK into a 'Retro-EU'
It has emerged that the Labour Govt have purchased a second-hand decommissioned seventies version of the EU, complete with a full set of...
Too many houses still made of straw, say three little pigs
A committee of three little pigs today published their long-awaited report on the straw house disaster of 2017. ”It’s shocking that even...
Grenfell inquiry concludes Satan's minions did it
The seven year, 1700 page report spelt out that it was evil m$therf$ckers that let 72 people burn to death. Cladding manufacturing firm...
Starmer defo has free tickets to Oasis
While middle-age cokesters complain about ticket touts, Britain's least favourite Keir has wrangled comps and a backstage pass to Noel's...
Why the winter fuel payment was scrapped
The Leader of the House of Commons has defended the scrapping of the winter fuel payment:- “If we had not used this to get to grips with...
London Mayor’s office accidentally honest about ULEZ zone
The London Mayor’s office had egg on its face today when an intern accidentally read out a document marked “For internal office use only”...
Starmer to cancel tax increase by selling his 3 Oasis tickets
Government sources are suggesting the Prime Minister may resell his three Oasis tickets in an attempt to plug the Government’s 22 billion...
Thatcher portrait removed from Nº 10 due to addition of pearl necklace by Boris Johnson
Amid intense speculation, a portrait of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has been removed from Number 10, Downing Street....
Larry the cat to get Long Service award
Later this month, a low-key presentation will be made at Downing Street, honouring one of our longest serving government officials - by...
Liz Truss to repay 22 billion blackhole by becoming Deliveroo driver
Sources close to Liz Truss have said the former Prime Minster is preparing to be of service to her country once more in its time of need....