It has been revealled today that Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys is hollow . After several months of denial Sky has issued a statement confirming the reports . It was a worry to Sky who knew from 1992 when they employed Keys about the vacuum .
The make up department added clumps of hair to try and fill in the gaps but in the end the quality of the television picture never gave it away and it became an industry rumour .but ever since the advances in television technology took hold Sky knew trouble was brewing .
Keys a presenter since the early days of the broadcaster had made himself a firm favourite with viewers by asking expert football pundits questions and answering them for them at the same time . It has been revealed that the pundits were coached to ignore the echo coming from Keys direction and Andy Grey spend the next eighteen years talking to his eyebrows .
All was well , untill the development of High Defenition . Many people returned their expensive new HD televisions complaining about missing parts of the picture during football . Sky passed this off as early problems with the technology , but their was no way they could deny the problem when 3D come in . Viewers in pubs who never had the pleasure of Keys sound of his own voice style , were suddenly choking in their beer at the view in front of them and waving their hands in front of their faces to check it wasn't their eyes playing tricks on them .
Sky have stated their is no question of dismissing Keys , in fact they are to use it as selling feature for the new 3D technology . "We've got to shift these subscriptions somehow ," said a Sky spokesman .
Sky admit Richard Keys is hollow.
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It has been revealled today that Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys is hollow . After several months of denial Sky has issued a statement confirming the reports . It was a worry to Sky who knew from 1992 when they employed Keys about the vacuum .Posted 3 years ago #
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