Do you push buttons for a living?are you a button pusher?do you enjoy pushing buttons?
Or are you a zip man?zip zip zzzzzip zzzzzip zip,sound familar?
Are your underpants to tight?
Do you wear unmanly cardigans?
Do you have urges,uncotrolable urges to buy a manbag?
Do you dream of giant men in pinstriped custard filled nappies with velcrove fastenings,towering above you on 100 foot high stilts,looking down at you and laughing?
Do elephants and bodybuilders make you feel small?
Then you could be suffering the early stages of BIG SOCIETY disease.
BIG SOCIETY B I G SOCIETY BIG SOCIETY B I G SOCIETY BIG SOCIETY BIG SOCIETY BIG SOCIETY
And you need to get to a hospital fast,BIG SOCIETY syndrome can kill if not treated within 36hours.Yes B I G S O C I E T Y is exists its not in your imagination like HH syndrome (hug a hoddie)BIG SOCIETY can kill.
Its out there waiting lurking in dark corners,waiting to pounce,on door handles,lavatory seats,on buttons,and zips,zip zzzip zzzzip zip zip.
Dont try looking for or treating B I G S O C I E T Y disease on your own,you wont find it(but its there)lie down and wait for a ambulance,leave it to the proffesionals.
After 36 hours if not treatet a full blown BIG SOCIETY attack sets in, this includes bleeding from every bodly orofice,becoming a do gooder,and constant non stop ejaculations filling your pants with uncomfortable slimey soggy goo
Are you a pen pusher?
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Do you push buttons for a living?are you a button pusher?do you enjoy pushing buttons?Posted 5 years ago #
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