Following the shariah approach often epitomised by legal rulings in Saudi Arabia a Shariah Court in Bradford is seeking medical assistance to enforce a permanent wedgie on the convicted serial wedgieer Abdula Mohamed Abdala Mohammad Azzi.
It is alleged that over a period of 4yrs Abdula has targeted in excess of 100 unsuspecting victims, catching them by surprise in shopping malls, petrol stations, sheisha cafes and even barber shops. His phenomenal strength meant that the usual jolly episode of yanking someone's pants up their crack was turned into a lengthy tortuos nightmare often resulting in increased incidents of piles and chaffing of the nuts.
Under Shariah law, the victims have the right to demand an 'eye for an eye' and as such the Council are seeking advice on how to implement a permanent wedgie upon Mr Azzi.
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