In a shock move against long term cricket rivals Australia, Pakistan has launched a nuclear strike blaming the floods that have devastated the Punjab province on the failure of Aussie voters to elect the Greens. Indicative of the tidal wave of emotion that has followed the actual tidal wave of water, local wheat farmer, Mr Asif Bajarani, whose house in the Punjab province was washed away said, "Stupid Aussie voters deserve everything they get. They should have voted in the Greens a decade ago", displaying a surprising knowledge of recent Australian political history.
Pakistan Nukes Australia - Blames Failure of Aussies to Vote in Greens
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