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   Titus
   

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   OK, you are a singer, and invited to perform at Trump's inauguration.

   You agree, but only on condition that you choose the song.

   What song would it be? (My nomination is as above, but there have got to be better / more satirical / more vicious alternatives. Suggestions?)

   [Hat tip to Spartacus in the Writers' Room, by the way.]

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   Adrian Bamforth
   

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   Wait a Minute Mr Post Man.

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   deceangli
   

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   Fool on the Hill

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   Not "Fool on the Hill" - the subject of the song turns out to be the only wise one

   It's hard to top Rebecca Ferguson's idea of "Strange Fruit", which I suspect Trump will invent a reason to decline

   "Tangerine" (Led Zep)

   Anything by NWA

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   Dick Everyman
   

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   Gold Finger

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   Gerontius
   

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   Wooo a wooo a wo wo
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   MADJEZ
   

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   'It's the end of the world as we know it' REM.

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   Al OPecia
   

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   Calling occupants of interplanetary craft.

   Posted 6 months ago #

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   Midfield Diamond
   

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   Green Day's 'American Idiot' could have been written for just such an occasion.

   Posted 6 months ago #

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    Mr Target
    

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    "Come On Eileen" by Dexys.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    Bowie's "5 Years" (yes, I know it's only 4)

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    Scroat
    

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-Ff3YJPOQ

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Midfield Diamond
    

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    Nice one Scroat. Along similar lines, albeit without the subtlety:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsb43av3CSs

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Grandson of Barnabas
    

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    "A most peculiar man"

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    Ironduke
    

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    'Armageddon it' - Def Leppard
    'Run to the Hills' - Iron Maiden
    'Shut your fucking mouth(and use your fucking brain) - The Wildhearts.

    The last one is well worth a listen. Kinda punchy.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    A whole album's worth from my ex:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d6PIgJxz2I

    Posted 6 months ago #

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    Iscariot
    

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    "Springtime for Hitler"

    Posted 6 months ago #

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