'I know Boris was enjoying riding his bike but this is just wrong' explained John Reilly spokesman for the London Mayor. ' Boris did say he would stop at nothing to publicise the bike and todays incident has prooved that' finished Reilly as he tried to explain the embarrassing situation of his employer.
Boris Johnson admitted to A&E to have bike removed from his arse.
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'Everything else we inspected at the same time was generally OK' said doctor, 'much as you would expect of someone decended from the illigitimate offspring of some minor European royal.'
Similar sort of case when Princess Anne was admitted after the ' horse incident'.
The Princess Royal appeared fine but her horse will never be able to hold a racket again never mind do the entire badminton horse trials.
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