The sad news was officially confirmed today, that the former topless model Katie Price, also known as the Sun page 3 stunna Jordan, has sadly passed away.
Upon hearing the news, tributes started pouring in.
Her plastic boob surgeon Dr Wangcheck Hussein could hardly contain himself: “those tits are my greatest work”
Former husband, the incredibly thick Peter Andre admitted: “She was a mysterious girl - it’s kind of like insania, you know?”
Katie’s mum, who has average-sized tits said; “My little Essex girl virginal angel – she only shagged 5,000 blokes, compared with the Essex average of 90,000.”
“I am very proud of the fact that she was the most wanked over woman in the UK before porn websites came along.”
Katie’s coffin will be encased in concrete and adapted as a seating place in the new Basildon shopping centre.
“We was going to put it in the Gravesend shopping centre, but thought it might come across as a bit tasteless” said the Mayor Teddy Trumpton.
