Alabama Scientocostalist preacher, Hiram T Burcke has prophesied that the world will come to a sudden and violent end on the day that Donald Trump is inaugurated as President of the USA.
In a statement released to the world press earlier today, Burcke said: 'It has been revealed to me that the election proves that bad thetans have spread engrams throughout the planet. Implants have caused widespread degradation of the human race and a time of total erasure is approaching, so that mankind can attain a new and higher state of existence and freedom from the endless cycle of birth and death.
'As it says in 1 Corinthians: "We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump." I believe that Donald is indeed the last trump foretold in the scriptures, and his accession will trigger an attack by the reptilian Babylonian Brotherhood currently hiding in the fourth dimension, behind the moon. Trump is undoubtedly a lizard and controlled by the moon matrix. But when his cohorts launch their attack on Xenu and the Galactic Confederacy hiding in the earth's volcanoes, all hell will break loose.
'The only hope I can offer the world is that we all have to wear red dresses on 20th January and await the rapture by the good thetans, taking us over the bridge to total freedom.' Burcke is currently residing in the Tuskaloosa rest home for the permanently bewildered.
