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   Titus
   

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   Please do not post anything funny while I am away .

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   cinquecento
   

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   it seems only fitting to send you away with one star for your Xmas tree ;)

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Dick Everyman
   

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   I'll give you 5 stars if you can extend your trip until Easter.

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Iroquois Pliskin
   

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   Best. Present. Ever.

   ;)

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Ironduke
   

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   One last Festive Fuck Off Titus?

   Have a good chrimbo, venerable sir.

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Sinnick
   

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   Quick, change the locks

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Wrenfoe
   

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   And God bless us, every one :D

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Oxbridge
   

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   Bah humbug

   Posted 4 years ago #

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   Midfield Diamond
   

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   Going away to somewhere where there's no access to the internet? Where can he possibly be going? Isle of Wight?

   Posted 4 years ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    Have fun
    Let's hope it's as good as last year
    http://www.cambstimes.co.uk/news/christmas_fair_success_at_heron_house_in_march_1_4340225

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Grandson of Barnabas
    

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    Are you the elderly gentleman dancing, or the Elvis impersonator?

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    throngsman
    

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    Have a good break Titus. I presume you're visiting the Capital. We'll hold the line for normal case headlines until you return.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Gerontius
    

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    Titus is one of the country's leading Elvis impersonators...but the only one who does it in real-time.
    Elvis would be 79 years old now.
    Which is why he is big on the care home circuit.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Iroquois Pliskin
    

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    Gero currently leading.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    cinquecento
    

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    Given yesterday's event and the Silence of Titus, have we considered the possibility that Titus and the Grim Reaper are one and the same? Have they ever been seen together?

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    Titus
    

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    Right, you may (or may not) be bored / heartbroken / relieved to know that I am now back.

    With regard to Gero's delightful pic: nah, the guy dancing clearly has a lot more energy, style and hair than me.
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    Please do not post anything funny while I am away.

    I look forward to reading some funny posts which I hope members will now start posting - although Maverick did rather disobey my request by posting this wonderful submission while I was away:

    http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=106997

    Posted 4 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    Welcome back Titus.
    Sorry I didn't notice you'd gone. That's because I only visit NB when I'm at the shop and it's not too busy. Obviously at this time of year I've either been at home or busy as fuck.
    Hope you all did your bit for the UK specialist wine trade. I know I did.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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