News has just reached us that Gordon Brown, former Primeminister is now making a name for himself as a Big Issue salesman. According to his spokesperson (Berny, a 35 year old Tramp), Mr Brown's business is 'floruishing', selling a record 3 copies in one day.
Mnay believed that Mr Brown would simply vanish off the radar after his decent from power during the 2010 General Election, but instead his business accumen and ability to shout 'Big Issue' to random strangers is making a name for himself.
In an interview, Mr Brown said "I love tihs job mych more than politics. It doesn't phase me when people give me the finger or swear at me, because I'm used to be it, being an ex- labour governemnt member." The topic changed to David Cameron and Mr Brown shouted 'Bastard Piece of Shit' and ran off to a dark corner to cry.