In a bid to curb rising alcohol and magic grub induced violence and mayhem Australian Justice Ministers have come up with a novel idea, or so they think! As usual with any Aussie idea you find that this is yet another one that has been tried, tested and trashed in the UK first.
However, the introduction of ABO's will proceed stated a very adamant Mr Richard Finnegan to waiting press this morning. "We are sick and tired of having the interior of our beautiful, if somewhat desolate, dry, barren and featureless country ruined by the less savoury running amok, we have developed the new concept of ABO's to reign in the idiots and dunderheads who think a p*ssing competition up Ayres Rock is bloody funny, it is quite obviously not a laughing matter!" "Oh and on that note those funny b*stards who think it is funny to keep sending my wife their turds wrapped in tissue paper will also have something to think about!"
Critics fear that this is just the first in a long line of new legal control mechanisms, it is feared that whilst the ABO's are apparently aimed at the Aborigines that other steps could be taken. A recent surge in the craze for stealing undies off washing lines using boomerangs and a growing concern about rising violence between rival gangs of Koala's lead many to believe that this is just the first step of many..