Having lost out to the Daily Mail for Blairs, The Journey, Newsbiscuit are delighted to announce the scoop of the year, especially for our avid regulars we have secured exclusive rights to the most anticipated auto-biography of the year. Yes, Newsbiscuit is going to bring you the serialised adaptation (basically 1200 pages condensed into 4) of the ups and downs, the trials and tribulations and the highs and the lows of the inimitable Ken Barlow.
Over the next 10 weeks, Ken Barlow will open his heart to you, he will explain the angst that has caused him so much torment. Ken devles deep into his years as a boring, dull and often masochistic school teacher who fantasised about the head mistress. This well known family man will unveil the torments of living with Deirdre and how they have had more problems, marital, financial, sexual and animal than any Dear Deirdre Agony Aunt could ever wish for.
Amazing tails of bondage, S&M, sodomy and the odd pint and fight in the Rovers Return will be revealed in all their gory detail. The love hate relationship that fueled the years of war between Ken and his arch rival and one time lover, Mike Baldwin, will be laid bare upon the cobbles.
Ken has promised to also explain all about the 'Bukkake Affair' and why Deirdre goes through so many sets of glasses..
Forget Blair, read Barlow only at Newsbiscuit.com