Earlier today the former Overlord of Britain, Tony 'got my own gravy train' Blair, confirmed that all the proceeds from his upcoming book 'Pretty straight kinda guy...' to the Taliban.
This is not entirely unexpected, acoording to The Press, who said that "It is entirely consistent with his tradition of warmongering and conflict-promotion". He added "this cash windfall will buy literally thousands 'camoflage turbans' from BAE, keeping the Taliban afloat, and hidden, for years to come". Indeed, since the announcement the Taliban has risen 30% on Wall St, meaning their net worth is now greater than that of the MoD, this of course wont be such a great acheivement in the fox has his way.
The Taliban are a registered charity in the UK so his generous gift can be gift aided. This will especially gladden the hearts of Green campainers, who approve of the Taliban's enviromental credentials. They have restored large areas of Afganistan to vegetation, in the form of poppies, whereas the West isn't nearly as committed.