An Egyptian man known only as M.F denied wearing womens underwear in a public place, he explained to the court in Dubai that he actually found the underwear outside his home, when he saw the policeman he was frightened of being caught in possesion of the bra and panties! He went on to claim that the only option open to him was to quickly hide the items underneath his thobe! In the process and the ensuing panic the panties became tangled amongst his legs and before he knew it they firmly nestled in a very tight embrace between his cheeks.
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