Police have cordoned off nearly one square mile of central Birmingham yesterday, as John Peters went on a killing rampage due to eating several burgers.
The incident started at 1.34pm when John and an assortment of companions entered a local KFC, after wondering around the surroundings of thier University of Birmingham campus searching for any food outlets or restaurants.
John was qouted by his friends to have said: "I'd kill for some food. Maybe a decent burger."
Sources say that John phoned up his mother at 1.05pm to ask for some of her 'delicious lasange', but was dissapointed when the phone went to voicemail.
John and co. then finding a KFC, several miles from their starting point, ordered several Zinger burger meals between the four students.
"We went to that one, cause it had a student discount. Which was cool," laments a friend. "We ordered and took a table near the window, and then John bit into his burger and looked a little-wild eyed. He then looked at us coldly and muttered something about sticking to his promises."
Witnesses describe that John then got up, grabbed a knife and fork, and started running around, hacking at random people in the establishment. When his bloodlust wasn't cured, CCTV records him stepping outside and hijacking a BMW, running over people, stopping after hitting a tree 500 yards away, when the airbags deployed, trapping the man in the car, until he was carted away by police.
The total count stood at 16 people.