"From now on loveys we shall be having Cabaret Meetings instead of Cabinet Meetings, all those contributing must do so in a lovey sing song or theatrical dance style..!" said Clegg to waiting reporters " Just imagine the fun when David walks in to the room, you'll all be able to shout at me "He's behind you, behind you.." and other jovial things...!"
This is the first major initiative of the Deputy Prime Minister since David Cameron went on holiday to the Isle of Shite [sic], it is not understood if he got approval from DC before legalising the Cabaret Meeting initiative.
As the newly named Cabaret arrived at Downing Street for this evenings emergency Cabaret Meeting it has to be said that there appeared to be a definite spring in the step and a much more jovial mood. Theresa May looked grand in her finest boa feather ensemble (although the Boa didn't look very relaxed), whilst Vince Cable presented a dashing figure in his red smoking jacket and fashionable slippers.. very complimentary to the red budget box no doubt.. David Laws was also present and looked positively charming as the Old Dame..