Lady Ga Ga and other famous hermaphrodites and gender swap personalities have brought London to a standstill today as confusion over ending of mixed sex wards causes panic.
"What the f*ck am I supposed to do?" said one Lady-boy in despair "I'm half way through my ops, do I park my arse in one ward and my torso in the other?" Boy George (on day release from yet another sex crazed kipnapping escapade) was outraged, "The point many people are missing is that lots of us have two bodies in one, many of us including myself and Adrian Chiles have split personalities and are sometimes masculine homosexuals who like giving it and at other times are rampant women who like receiving it..!" "So now where do I go for treatment for my piles and such..?"