Teachers found to have been inadvertently voting Tory
Research into voting habits among different professions, has thrown up an interesting anomaly, in that teachers have been marking their...
Free school meals for kids who volunteer for the army
Labour have unveiled their policy to tackle dwindling military recruitment, by treating the working-class like grouse. Called 'Feed the...
Internal Combustion Engine references to be phased out of political rhetoric by 2035
The use of the phrase “Turbocharging” in relation to policies is wasteful and unnecessary for everyday communication. By 2035, all...
'Festival of Thatcher' to charge entry inverse to people's wealth
It has been announced that that the recently announced Margaret Thatcher Centenary event, due to take place in the former Prime...
Home Office launch “France really isn’t so bad” campaign
The Home Office today announced a new plan to deal with illegal migrants arriving on small boats. Entitled “France really isn’t so bad”,...
London Council Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Ignore New Petition of 100,000 Signatures
A well-known London Council, celebrated for persistently ignoring residents’ opinions on matters that deeply affect them has launched an...
National Service for Over-50's Approved
Following a YouGov poll showing that the majority of over-50's supported the reintroduction of National Service, the government has made...
Defence Review Promises More Peashooters to Isle of Wight
In a seismic shake-up to defence of the island, Defence Secretary John Healey today promised that the Isle of Wight would see an increase...
Israel finally solves Gaza’s obesity crisis
Providing hope for weight-watchers and genocidal maniacs everywhere, Benjamin Netanyahu has managed to reduce the average weight in Gaza...
Trump imposes tariffs on himself
Donald Trump has decided to impose a $1bn tariff on himself. In a move showing the ultimate patriotism, the US president says he...
