You girls get a coffee or a wax, this is sport talk.
Freeview is losing the right to show Sky Sports News, which was basically a channel plugging games on Sky.
I rarely watched it, maybe Sunday evening for the rugby highlights review, or more likely, on a bored winter Saturday afternoon- Soccer Saturday.
Rugby done for the year, I had to cope with stuff like this (you tube clip).
This show provided many more off the cuff comedy moments, and in 2 weeks us cheapskates lose it.
Shame on you Rupe.
Ok, rant over, if anyone wants to try posting something funny.........
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Again, can I be semi serious?
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Mr.3374
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberCan I get a wax too? Don't see why us chaps should miss out.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Hunter F. Thompson
offlineMemberI don't know, Mr Kwestwell, if you realise what a wax involves. An acquaintance used to drone on about his indiscriminate Aunt and her incomprehensible suite of affairs and inconstancy, often using inappropriate psycho-bobble, until one day he let drop that auntie could not bear the contact of body hair and that, prior to accepting dalliance (as they used to put it) she required the complete removal thereof. The poor woman, with a genuine phobia, was forced into serial polygamy, because the first wax hurts like hell and, keen or not, none of those brave and impassioned souls had wanted to get another wax done once their hair had regrown.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Hunter F. Thompson
offlineMemberHer nephew, my confidant, worried that she was racking up a trohpy room unbecoming to a pretty lady who, in his view, ought rather to marry. Her phobia forced her to inconstancy, because she only screwed lilly-livered ninnies made incontinent at the very thought of a second full body wax.
I myself avoided the household completely.
Posted 2 years ago #
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