Veteran Astronomer and TV Presenter Patrick Moore shocked viewers by unzipping his trousers and pulling out his genitals as a demonstration against the scheduling of his show the Sky at Night in it's 50th anniversary year. ' Nobody is going to be watching me this time of day, so I thought I might aswell show everything my dick and balls' said an irritated and indignant Moore ' Some people may think my behaviour is a disgrace to broadcasting but it's not half the disgrace of showing the institution that is sky at night at two in the morning in it's fiftieth year' bemoaned the frustrated ex playing xylophone wizard of the night.
The BBC have surprisingly not had any complaints of Moore's behaviour as not one call was received after the airing of the show. Police have also stated that charges for indecent and leud behaviour will not be presented to Moore as no witnesses have come forward to support the case.
This can only be down to the fact there was only one viewer recorded for the show that night who was a Mr Albert Thomas of Newport, Shropshire whose eye sight wasn't what it used to be and thought Moore had eaten a prawn sandwich before the show and had spilt one on his trousers before it began.