Mr Sharpe (aka - sharpehunter) has today been admitted to Wakefield Pinderfields Hospital following an embarrassing incident involving a bucket full of eels. Doctors say he is now in a stab-eel condition but are still confused as to how he managed to insert the 10ft long moray eel into his rectal passage without passing out.
It is believed that Sharpe was seeking inspiration for his comedy writing, widely acknowledged by his contemporaries and peers on the respected Newsbiscuit.com satirical website for being a nuisance who posts loads of crap, it was apparently Sharpe's dream to secure a front page and all the glory that comes with such an achievement. Newsbiscuit is renowned for developing global superstars who have gone on to write material for shows such as Two Fat Ladies, The Fat Hairy Bikers and The Chuckle Bros to name a few.
Concerned wildlife campaigners were reassured that the moray eel is absolutely fine, if a little shocked...
A spokesman for Mr Sharpe said that his supporters on Newsbiscuit.com were welcome to post all the vitriol and sneering sarcastic subs about Sharpe that they usually reserved for Afternoonslow, as Mr Sharpe would be bedbound for the foreseeable future.
The 'Editor' of Newsbiscuit said "Thank god for that, I sick of seeing his crap, we could all do with a good rest.."