It is alleged that the BAA staff gathered around one of the new X-ray machines at Heathrow Airport when Lord Prescott the Bard, Wit & Venerable Pouch of Hull and Lady Prescott waddled through the machine on their way to take a flight to the summer holiday home in Grimbsy.
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Apparently the ensuing raucous laughter, and blunt edged jibes caused chaos when Lord Prescott heard them laughing at his visible truss (see attached image link) and was even more outraged to find that his 'little man'(as Lady Pauline refers to it...) was visible for all to see.
The incident has forced BAA to sack with immediate effect a total of 2,263 of their employees for gross-misconduct and say that any correlation between these people having voted for strike action is entirely coincidental.
BAA, spokesperson Walter Mannerhiem spoke to the press this morning "Any allegations that these 2,263 employees are the very same ones who make up the 74.1% of the 50% of our entire workforce who voted yesterday is entirely coincidental, we cannot allow our employees to breach a passengers privacy, even if it does happen to be a fat lazy, two faced, lout from East Yorkshire. That is entirely unacceptable."
Lord Prescott was unavailable for comment, Grimsby being in the arse end of nowhere and as such having no communication links of any kind! His Personal Aide however said from the stately residence in the Ridings of Humberside "I can assure you that there is absolutley nothing wrong with His Lords sack.."
