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Started 2 years ago by Mary Evans
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Mary Evans

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Well I'm just chuffed to buggery to announce the late arrival of Stranglewank McBadger-fist Puffintwat Evans (Ms) who graced us with her presence at home this afternoon. She's an utter corker and we are dead keen, especially as she has gone to bed at barely six hours old and left Mummy and Daddy on the business end of a bottle of champers...
Hope all well with all,
A very Chuffed,
Maz
xxx

Posted 2 years ago #
Golgo13

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Congratulations. Great news!

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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I feel we've all played our part over the 15 or so months of your pregnancy. Well done to everyone involved.

Posted 2 years ago #
the coarse whisperer

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Triple barrelled name? Who knew you were gentry. Congratulations to Mr Evans (who did all the important work) and his brood mare!

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sauce

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Bloody hell, Maz. I couldn't even pee for a week, let alone dare champers. And as for sitting at a computer ...

Congratulations you gorgeous super woman xxxx

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Mazel Tov!

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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You are truly a legend among Biscuit producers. A hearty congratulations to you all, and welcome to Stranglewank.
Time for a new feature on here perhaps, NewsRusks?

xxxx

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Congratulations!!!! X

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PluckyMunky

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Congratulations, Mary - that's wonderful news. Love, Plucky.

Posted 2 years ago #
jp1885

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Great stuff - you and Fernandomondo must be over the moon - congrats both!

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MrChigleysAunt

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Congratulations on the biscuitine. Bet you weren't actually sitting at the computer - or were at least using a rubber ring.
I think you'll find that some of the very best people were born at home.

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fernandomando

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Given that biscuits are now an integral part of your life, why not name her after a famous celebrity chef?

Posted 2 years ago #
saltire

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You were pregnant ? Christ,you kept that quiet. A wee baby girl..sob..I'm filling up here..sob..will you give her a wee kiss from Uncle Salty ?..sob..somebody wants me to go to the Edinburgh Festival next year..sob sob sob. FUCKIN MIME ARTISTS IN LEOTARDS S.O.Bs

Rest easy kiddo x..sob

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rickwestwell

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Congratulations, Evans!!! I knew you had it in you, somewhere.
Welcome to the world, little Stranglewank - looking forward to seeing you on the WoMs' page in a few years.

Loads and loads of love. XXX

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Scroat

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THANK CHRIST FOR THAT!!!

Well done Maz. We all knew you had it in you.
Congrats to Mr Mary too.

All the best. Great news indeed.

Posted 2 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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And not a "Sent from my Blackberry" in sight... I hope she's already trained to bring you a cup of tea and paracetomol for tomorrows hangover.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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....and about feckin time too.
I'd heard there were references to your up-the-duff-ness in the Doomsday book.
Still, congrats, enjoy the night feeds, nappies, teething, terrible 2's and all the other joys your other half gives you.

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shitsu_tonka

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Nice :) Congrats!

Posted 2 years ago #
fernandomando

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Muchos congratulatos from the Fernandomandos

Posted 2 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Congratulations to all the Evans clan.

Posted 2 years ago #
antharrison

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To avoid another, remember where to take it.
Congrats from the Harrisons.
Did she enjoy the first half of the champers?

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Salty, tour de force. Have a tissue.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mary Evans

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Thank you lovely Biscuits for your kind wishes - young Strangle has just passed her first night with flying colours, so we've decided to keep her.

And as for rubber rings etc - pah! They make us rock hard on the mean streets of West Surrey. I was back browsing Cath Kitson catalogues within moments of giving birth...

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Gourd Almighty

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Is it permitted for a newbie to add congrats ? .. and a suggestion that the new arrival be nominated as a replacement for the recently discontinued Garibaldi ?

Not sure how a product name like Stranglewank would fare with consumers though.

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AdrianJ

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Congratulations Mary, and to whoever the DNA test reveals to be the father.

Have you got little Stranglewank's name on the relevant School admissions lists yet? You do realise that Surrey Social Services will have started proceedings for taking her in to care, on the grounds of parental neglect, if you haven’t already submitted applications to at least three elite schools in your area?

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simonjmr

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Congrats Mary - the whip round for the Boden babygrow is floating around somewhere - come on own up who has it and the card - there was a whole new five pence piece in there.

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Congratulations Mary - has she got my eyes?
(can't see a bloody thing without them)

Posted 2 years ago #
Ludicity

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Excellent work Mary. Your best sub in ages. Five stars. *****

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Puffintwat - what a beautiful name. I bet she chooses to be called by that when she grows up.

Congrats.

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JayGee

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Congratulations Mary. I am sure we will bump into each other at some Surrey garden party or other in the near future. I trust there will be an entry in the Times and Surrey Life magazine, announcing the arrival of said offspring?

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