Doctors and Nurses at an A&E Dept thought heard and seen it all until Li Chang walked through their doors. Li Chang claimed he slipped into a tub full of eels and one slipped straight up his bum.. A likely story thought Dr Robertson who has seen more anal accidents than most.
None the less after 5hours of surgery the eel was removed unharmed and Li Chang shoud recover from his trauma. Doctors advised him to refrain from placing anymore live animals up his rectum in future.
[There is some really good sub here, I'm just rubbish and can't figure it out..]