A real tea-snorter.
At the risk of feeling inadequate, exactly how BIG was his penis (obviously if he was that drunk it was somewhat flaccid).
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Damn, should have asked the WPC to compare it to her baton.
In honour of St Patrick's day, I feel the onset of a limerick.
I believe she was on her knees when the attack took place
An informed source divulged that after the attempetd assault, he tucked it back into his sock before proceeding to chase the WPC down the street.
Seeing that this took place in Aberdeen, it was probably about 36 inches long -
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