Dear Mr Ed (wasn't that a horse ?),
As I am currently working from home it is very difficult to persuade my other half that I've been really really busy when you go and put my inane ramblings up on the front page for all to see. Despite my protestations that it only took 30 seconds to write it won’t take Sherlock Holmes to discover the 5 draft versions spanning the whole morning on my pc. Please bear this in mind in future, but thanks anyway !
I would like to thank everyone for their kind words, but there haven’t been any so sod the lot of you !! (I did get quite a lot of nice feedback yesterday though).
It is refreshing for us amateurs who do this for our own amusement to get the odd FP now and again (two in 3 years !!) instead of the pros who can knock out 4 a week (yes I’m jealous). Right, back to the really funny people now, and if anyone asks you haven't heard from me all day.