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'Resealable' tab inventor to be prosecuted under Trade Descriptions Act
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Posted 2 years ago #
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It's not the tab, it's the fucking bag. Pasta, rice, whatever, you always end up with the sides splitting from the top downwards when you open it. I have been known to get quite exercised about this on occasion.
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I have long suspected that no Kellogs executive has ever tried to open a cornflakes packet, 'cos for over 50 years I have never managed to do it as suggested.
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An while they are at it get them to go at Golden Delicious apples.
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Slip your finger under the tab and move to left and right.
Crap.
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AND if God had meant apples, oranges, grapefruit to have sticky fucking labels on them, He would have organised things accordingly.
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God came up with pretty slick zip-packaging on bananas though...
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Sorry, I thought I was in NB, but I appear to have stumbled on an episode of "Grumpy Old Men".
But what's with people who can't fucking park?!
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[Don't even get me started..]
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There was a "Alright on the Night" clip of Ruben Rausing, the inventor of "Tetra Pak" cartons (the pyrimidal ones we used to get milk in before Thatcher snatched them first time around) attempting to demonstrate how easy it was to open one of their new designs - the milk went absolutely everywhere, the biter was bit. Most satisfying. Couldn't find it on You Tube though.
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Was that the weird, floppy plastic giant milk "sachets" Al?
I can remember in the mid 70s, milk being sold in things that looked like the packages you get pasta sauce/microwave rice etc in. You had to put it into a rigid plastic holder before you opened them, and even then, you ended up with more milk on the floor than if you'd thrown the bag in the air and blasted it with a shotgun.Posted 2 years ago # -
He was trying to open one of these:
http://thesoftlandingbaby.com/2010/01/14/bpa-free-tomatoes-do-exist/
And I remember milk coming in something like this:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tetra_pak_2008.jpg
P.S. not interested in "BPA free" products!
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Yep, remember both styles well, particularly the last one as we had those in the school canteen in the mid to late 80s. No, what I was thinking of was decidedly a bag of milk.
A bit like these - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bag
And the orange coloured thing for holding it is exactly what I remember my Gran having.
Please note the trepidation with which I googled the words "Plastic Milk Bags".
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Looks as if I may've inadvertently opened a portal to Memory Lane. Oops...
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They even had great big blue milk vending machines. Caused quite a stir when one arrived where we lived.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
Posted 2 years ago # -
Luvely Jubbly!!!
God knows what E number the red dye was in it!!!
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Case closed
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