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If you could have dinner, drinks and a shag with any sports personality..

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Started 2 years ago by Sharpehunter
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Sharpehunter

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who would it be and why?

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Got to be Jimmy Greaves - the drinks part alone would make it worthwhile.

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Hunter F. Thompson

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One who had recently showered and who, in spite of mandatory laryngitis, had agreed in writing prior to the event, to pay the bill.

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Alex Higgins.

[on the coat rack, no not the sheepskin one, the dark brown one...yes, that one, thanks]

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Target

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Anyone except Mike Gatting. Dirty bastard.

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PluckyMunky

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Stirling Moss, I think. He's 81 but I bet he's still a goer.

Posted 2 years ago #
fernandomando

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The Russian synchronized swimming team

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PluckyMunky

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You would need to get your timing right, Mr Mando.

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andhrimnir

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Ellen MacArthur. I'm not that bothered about the dinner or drinks bit if that helps with the budget. Want to test the theory "there is nothing like a Dame".
(Do I get bonus points for selecting someone who lives on IOW?)

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MrChigleysAunt

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Princess Anne - I'm into rough sex with horses.

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Sharpehunter

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Mine would be Adrian Chiles.. I'd love to see if he really is such a dull, facetious wanker in real life...

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Shergar.

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fernandomando

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I would have this theme tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zej-M3I0Dxo

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_ODa805D0&feature=related

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jp1885

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Tanni Grey-Thompson

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Mr.3374

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Anna Kournakova.
Though she's probably fed up with me by now....

Posted 2 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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David Beckham, no dinner, no drinks, lots and lots of shagging. I would wreck him.

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Clare Balding, to show her the error of her ways. And I have bad teeth, so she'll enjoy taking the piss as well.

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sauce

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Jeni and Shitsu have my first choices.

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The All New Jeni B

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Shitsu, I hope you are planning to gag him too?
That voice of his would put me off.

I'd give David Coulthard a bit of a thorough doing too. Think of how strong his neck muscles must be from all the F1 training.

Sorry, I don't think it'd be a good idea to explain why his strong neck would be a bonus...

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Sharpehunter

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Disturbing or what.. strong neck! Is this to enable him to do a Michael Hutchence and hang for a longer period from a hotel door with an orange in his gob...

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The All New Jeni B

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Definitely not.
It's so he can avoid a cricked neck.

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Scroat

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I think 'sports personality' may be an oxymoron.

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Scroat - turn that into a headline and I'll give it 5.

Jeni, you are a very naughty girl.

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The All New Jeni B

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Al, I would be if I had the energy and the opportunity.

Sauce, I'm sure we can share.

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JayGee

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Gabriela Sabatini.....Wimbledon has never recovered from her retirement

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Scroat

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Posted 2 years ago #
simonjmr

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Surely Rebecca Adlington wins by a nose

Posted 2 years ago #
saltire

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@JeniB. Helloooo ? Famous lookalikes : David Coulthard and Sid The Sloth from Ice Age.

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No Salty, they're NOTHING alike.
Now, Coulthard and Peter Perfect from Wacky Races have to be brothers.
And Graham Hill was clearly Dick Dastardly.

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Sylvester Stallone and Rambo definitely look similar, only Rambo doesn't look quite as angry.

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