Must be able to yodel and be vegan. Should have interest in chain smoking and train spotting. I am 68, have an extended middle, balding and chesty. Am I asking too much to find the woman of my dreams? If you are under 25, petite and with a liking for 5-a-side football, contact me now at Box No 2365. All serious responses replied to. Please include recent photo of you with large bear.
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