According to a newly published study (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-10913898)researchers in the US have proved that the larger your waist size the higher the risk of death. This of course has put the fear of god into the clown community who traditionally wear large waisted trousers, talks are under way to revise the custom.
In a bizarre turn of events the US body, Association for Happy Disorderly Eaters has expressed a huge sigh of relief.
Generally across the world many are celebrating the fact that by default those with no waists should surely live for ever..
In the UK the usually diplomatic Prime Minister David Cameron, said "No shit Sherlock!".