Barry Clarke of Northampton began his legal suit against UK soft drinks giant AG Barr today. He has sued them over the mis-leading name given to the their popular fruity drink Tizer which he says has not helped him with either his short penis or his short tongue.
Barry claims that everytime he goes to the pharmacist he asks for Pfizer and always ends up with a can a Tizer. Locals say he is just a bloody nuisance, Restaurant owner Judith Killingholme has actually banned him from her establishment. Judith says "Every time he came in it was a nightmare, he would end up with custard on his steak and mustard on his apple pie, they sound very similar when said by a short tongued twat you know!".