Want that sophisticated aura of the Brit abroad but don't fancy that greasy foreign food?
Want that healthy all-over needling tingle but are put off by the exchange rate?
Want look like you've been broiling on a beach in Magaluf but don't want to collect the newspaper coupons?
Then try new L'Oreal SunBurn!
Available in economy, standard and now new family size, simply shake your tin of L'Oreal SunBurn and spray from a distance of at least ten centimetres for an all-over burn.*
Made with organic Mediterranean lobster pigment, just one can of new L'Oreal SunBurn will turn your entire body a deep and luscious pink, giving you such a vivid, luminescent hue that your colleagues will think you've been dozing by the pool in Zakynthos during your week off work, not sitting on the sofa in your pyjamas catching up on Grey's Anatomy.
"With new L'Oreal SunBurn I look like a raspberry!" - Mrs. A, Scunthorpe.
"I can barely sit down!" - Mrs. K, Hereford.
"For Christ's sake don't touch me!" - Mrs. F, Chester.
L'Oreal SunBurn also comes with our revolutionary Peel™ technology, allowing your coating of SunBurn to flake off in just five days!
Available from all good pharmacists, burn wards and melonoma clinics.
*Please keep away from eyes, teeth and hair.
And why not add a hint of romance to your 'holiday' with L'Oreal's new StubbleRash range? Just one dab from our patented wire wool applicator and hey presto: a night of passion with Diego the pool attendant or that lad from Huddersfield!
(Available in Stubble, Sand and Unspecified Medical Condition).