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Started 2 years ago by fernandomando
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fernandomando

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I've met quite a few, but I'd love to meet Rikkor for a whisky or two

Posted 2 years ago #
fernandomando

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And also Jeni, for a couple of pints to whisky

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Make it a whisky or six, and you're on. Besides you, obviously Gerontius, Plucky and Donny501, Joan Bloggs, Cloan Bloggs. Well, it just goes on and on. Oh, and Westwell. I can't think of any men, though.

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The All New Jeni B

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Bless you Fernando.

Obviously Rikkor, who I reckon would be brilliant bar-room company, Maz, Stunts, Shitsu, sauce, Rick, Al, jp, yourself Fernando, Neal, Des, Smudge....

Actually, it'd be easier for me to list who I don't want to meet...

Posted 2 years ago #
Walter Ego

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The babe in the catsuit would be a start!

Posted 2 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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I'd like to meet John O'Farrell as I'm sure he's the nicest of all of us.

Too obviously toady?

Posted 2 years ago #
jp1885

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All of the above to be honest - I'll meet up with anyone so long as they get a round in.
I've only met the Biscuiteers from my local area (basically within the radius that my electronic ankle tag is set to).

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Obviously Rikkor I suppose too. Something of a character methinks. And His John O'Farrellness of course. Missed him at the Cheshire Cheese.

I know you're probably not allowed out of the country Rikkor, but if you ever get this side of the pond, you must let us know.

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Mary Evans

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My beloved Salty. He sounds like my kind of cove.

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Mary Evans

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And the Scottish sisterhood of course!

Posted 2 years ago #
Sigmund Freud

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thanks a lot.

Flounce

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Scroat

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Thanks Jeni! *BIG FLOUNCE*

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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Florence

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The All New Jeni B

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If all of you flouncers notice, I left the three dots, to suggest that while I was mid-list-compilation, it dawned on me that said list could become MASSIVE, which was when I said it'd be easier to list who I wouldn't want to meet.

Which shall remain a private list so that there are no accusations of any sort.

His JO'Fness is obviously on the 'Would Like To Meet' list...

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Well I want to meet you Jeni. I've always wondered what my kids look like.

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arrghgarry

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ramblesnake

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Dark Bill. though I bet he doesn't look anything like his picture.

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rikkor

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Thank you all. I believe that it will look better for me if I get a full-time job before starting international travel again. I would certainly love to be in Britain at any time, and meet all of you.

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The All New Jeni B

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You might need to watch out for the quarantine regulations though Rikkor, I don't think there's an agreement for pet passports between the UK and US, although I believe you can circumvent this by having a 24hr stopover in France, where you will need to be certified as Rabies free before travelling on to the UK.

But it would be fab to meet you and your human.

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nealdoran

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It's the rabid owner the authorities would be worried about.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Whatever my rabies status, I'm sure that all would be impressed with my personal hygiene habits.

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The All New Jeni B

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Absolutely. Nothing impresses me more than when someone can lick their own genitals.

Posted 2 years ago #
SingingHinny

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How about if you've tried lots and failed by a whisker?

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The All New Jeni B

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Nearly is not near enough.

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The All New Jeni B

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Or should I say, "Close, but no cigar." ?

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andhrimnir

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Surely somebody who can lick their own eyebrows would be of more use to you?

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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You forgot about being able to breath through their ears too.

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Somebody deaf?

Posted 2 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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I would like to meet Nice Admin Lady and give her a box of Black Magic or a slice of Battenburg.

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the coarse whisperer

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Stick with the Black Magic. Battenberg cake doesn't do so well when you dive through the waterfall.

[Edit:It's quite possible that makes no sense whatsoever, I just realised I haven't seen that stupid ad in 30 years.]

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