Yanakoka, LA. In a surprise, unprecedented move Donald Trump named David Duke—former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan-- to be his running mate for the November general election. Trump advisors pointed to the importance of symbolism in choosing Yanakoka as the site of the announcement-- “it had the most K’s in its spelling of anyplace in Louisiana.” When asked about the rationale for not only his pre-convention designation and the actual choice of this controversial Louisianan, Trump said, “…well hell David endorsed me early on in my campaign and I simply want to repay his faith in me in kind..…as far as his qualifications, he is an excellent organizer of parades and he looks great in white. More important he solidifies the campaign’s standing with the Aryan Nation and other civic minded skinheads who are emerging as an influential force in the Republican base. He has even pledged to work closely and hard with Sarah Palin and rely on her vast experience and knowledge to improve his Vice Presidential “presence.” Finally, David has incredible skills in dealing with ethnicity, hence he will be an instrumental asset in implementing our illegal immigrant deportation program.” “So watch out Hillary (you mean enabler you!) the D2 is coming after you in November!”
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Trump Tabs Duke as his VP Nominee
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very disappointing.
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Dude, you're just not writing in the house style and you seem to be obsessed with that toupeed angry bollock. Try a different topic.
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For me, you've let yourself down on this one by not adding "aka The Chump" anywhere.
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