PM Smarmy has come up with a new plan for a race of dwarves to sweep chimneys. This entails the abolition of free milk in infant schools in mainly poor areas of the country. The Tory plan being to cut out nutrition in infant diets in order to keep the little darlings small enough to climb up inside a chimney.
Part of the master plan to divide society into tall Tories and non-Tory dwarves.