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May realigns cosmos to deport Qatada	1	monkeyrepublic	1 month
Abu Quatada invites Vicar around for Christmas dinner	1	Tess Goes	5 months
Pre-conference bender leaves Osborne with ‘spider’s web’ face tattoo	13	custard cream	7 months
Future Tory Leader To Be Selected By Participation in BBC TV's Total Wipeout	1	Nowherefast	9 months
Theresa May ‘even tried Cillit Bang’ to remove Abu Qatada	10	Qoxiivi	1 year
Illegal immigrant deportation 'postphoned' until "he's used up his minutes"	3	Clarky	1 year
Government to privatise Forensic Service on a "No Win No Fee" basis.	1	Mors	2 years
Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild	9	FormerlyAlOPecia	2 years
Return to 1950s-style policing as drug lord given 'a good clip round the ear'	2	Griffin	2 years
Asbos to be replaced by compulsory street dance	3	Hunter F. Thompson	2 years