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  1. Leprechauns vow to defend magic money trees Posted June 27, 2017 - 05:07 PM

    ... Should be "hoards of gold" \-\- a "horde" is a crowd. ...

  2. Whipped cream the new assassination weapon of choice Posted June 22, 2017 - 10:15 AM

    ... Forget your Sarin-tipped umbrella spikes, and your Polonium-laced cuppa \-\- the modern assassin is using ever-more ingenious techniques of nobbling his pre ...

  3. Black is the new dirty blonde -- Grenfell Tower makeover announced "rad" Posted June 18, 2017 - 08:26 AM

    ... he new-style open-plan design, now the flats have been gutted by the decorators \-\- wikkid, innit? "Pretty rad, that, though, using the 'flamethrower' decorating t ...

  4. June WOTM Competition Posted June 16, 2017 - 08:20 PM

    ... there's another comedy site called Facebook where there's a sense of belonging \-\- anyone tried it? ...

  5. can Boris return? Posted June 12, 2017 - 09:28 PM

    ... Crayon, that's surely what Mrs May wishes \-\- too late. ...

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  1. Leprechauns vow to defend magic money trees Posted June 28, 2017 - 04:52 AM

  2. June WOTM Competition Posted June 28, 2017 - 04:52 AM

  3. Whipped cream the new assassination weapon of choice Posted June 28, 2017 - 04:52 AM

  4. 'Spirit of the Blitz' revisited -- gas masks for tower block residents! Posted June 18, 2017 - 08:46 AM

    New safety measures have been introduced to mitigate the death toll in future major tower block conflagration incidents. Residents are to be encouraged to buy a gas mask for each of the inhabitants of their apa

  5. Black is the new dirty blonde -- Grenfell Tower makeover announced "rad" Posted June 28, 2017 - 04:52 AM

  6. can Boris return? Posted June 28, 2017 - 04:52 AM

  7. Some Slightly-More-Up-to-Date Tickers Posted June 3, 2017 - 07:36 AM

    ... [Latest edition] - Yes I support the IRA, admits Corbyn \-\- Islington Residents' Association - Magic money tree killed by US emissions rise ...

  8. What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? Posted May 30, 2013 - 06:00 PM

    ... lked quickly. They walked quicker. I ran. They ran faster. I leaped into a taxi \-\- the one at the back of the queue. The driver said: "'Ere, you can ...

  9. Yes I support the IRA, admits Corbyn -- Islington Residents' Association Posted June 2, 2017 - 11:04 PM

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  10. Nostradamus predicts Fine Gael leadership Posted June 2, 2017 - 09:57 PM

    ... ere shall come to the Emerald Isle a great poet Foreteller of The Faerie Queene \-\- a monarch Whose wisdom will in anno CCXVII Shower a blessing upon the tribes of ...

  11. Why are we so opposed to Assad? Posted April 30, 2017 - 07:21 PM

    ... ropeans invented poison gas. Sorry, these days they call it a 'chemical weapon' \-\- that makes people less dead. ...

  12. Open season Posted April 8, 2017 - 07:03 AM

    ... trual cycle created in laboratory dish tells lead researcher to fuck off. -.-. \-\-- .-.. .. -. / -.. . -.-. - . .-. / -.. .. . .. – Tom-Tom to introduce "puncha ...

  13. -.-. --- .-.. .. -. / -.. . -.-. - . .-. / -.. .. . .. Posted March 21, 2017 - 07:23 PM

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  14. Mock terror exercise held on River Thames (extended FP-style version) Posted March 20, 2017 - 08:27 PM

    ... dopting Mockney accents." The terrorists were found armed with Molotov mocktails\-\--the only non-alcoholic halal fire-bombs suitable for the Islamic terrorist mark ...

  15. john thaw spy allegations ...---... code Posted March 4, 2017 - 09:19 AM

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  16. Any astrophysicists out there? Posted February 24, 2017 - 06:41 AM

    ... I got another poser to which Titus no doubt has an answer: The universe is \-\- what? -- 20 billion years old and it's (???) 90 billion light years wide. So ...

  17. Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. Posted February 22, 2017 - 09:36 PM

    ... good. Reminds one of the old joke, renaming public conveniences 'The Cop Shop' \-\- because it's where all the dicks hang out. ...

  18. Bucks Fizz stripped of 1981 Eurovision title following new drug tests Posted February 15, 2017 - 07:53 PM

    UK eighties heart-throbs Bucks Fizz, have been stripped of their 1981 Eurovision Song Contest title and banned indefinitely from taking part in any form of competitive singing, karaoke and the new series of 'Br

  19. Where is the international condemnation? Posted January 27, 2017 - 01:47 PM

    ... ies in the right direction. "Who trained you and who supplied the bomb?" "Mr \-\-- of 147 High St., Walthamstow." Easy to check. After all, you're not tryin ...

  20. Essex pensioner forbidden alcohol because looked under age Posted January 26, 2017 - 07:50 PM

    ... e no driving licence, and I never bothered to renew my passport when it ran out \-\- how could I have afforded one of them? -- and apparently none of my other means ...

  21. Dead Florida Man Admits He Voted in U.S. Presidential Election Posted January 25, 2017 - 06:58 PM

    ... tion of U.S. President Donald Trump. On Wednesday, January 25, President Trump \-\- embroiled in a growing controversy over his claim that 3-5 million voters cast ...

  22. God Divorces Mankind, Citing Appalling American Election Results Posted January 16, 2017 - 09:00 PM

    ... been grossly disappointed for a while because things on Earth were going okayish\-\-and then Twilight happened. Team Jacob was clearly the better choice. And then ...

  23. A Message For Trump's Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best Posted December 19, 2016 - 02:25 AM

    ... it off of your bending backs! He has managed to grab the whole country by the p\-\---y. The best part of it is- you will still blame it on Obama! Do you really bel ...

  24. Southern Rail commuters discover trains have been automatic all this time Posted January 9, 2017 - 12:04 PM

    ... jerry-rigged into place within the ticket office, where a sign saying "No entry \-\- scheduled for demolition" had been covered over by a sign saying "You don't hav ...

  25. Who stole your comedic virginity? Posted April 3, 2010 - 09:25 PM

    ... on perceptions of Ireland in overseas comedy (drunk, like fighting, riverdance \-\- yes Rikkor, turns out all those gags have been done before) saw a section on Fa ...

  26. I'm a Celebrity, get me literally out of here! Posted December 27, 2016 - 11:19 PM

    ... "Working on it." \-\- God ...

  27. George Michael's estate left to charity -- but it has a few dents Posted December 27, 2016 - 12:24 AM

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  28. Rick --> George: "You just *had* to steal my limelight, didn't you?" Posted December 26, 2016 - 08:25 AM

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  29. Charities call bullshit on ‘donations for Christmas cards’ claims Posted December 20, 2016 - 10:51 PM

    ... If you go into Oxfam you can buy cards for a sizeable amount of money \-\- £20, £100, that sort of thing, and the money (ostensibly) goes to purchase a ...

  30. Merry Brexmas one and all! Posted December 22, 2016 - 09:02 AM

    ... ere first. (Oxy will probably tell us that nothing ever happens in years ending \-\-17.) ...


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