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Best-selling book writes itself
Posted August 4, 2015 - 11:12 AM
... k you need to turn that into a sub somehow. Tom Jones releases dating memoirs? \-\-- [i]It always said 'Aled'...cough cough thanks SL \/[/i] ...
Doctors to advise their patients about where to go on holiday
Posted July 22, 2015 - 08:23 PM
... I think the docs will be inclined to advise their patients to go somewhere warm \-\- veeeery warm. ...
Up for sale 2014 Lexus Lx 570 Model Suv v8 with full option.
Posted July 22, 2015 - 10:19 AM
... harpen it the end falls out, so I suspect the graphite is broken all the way up \-\--- Job lot: Will swap for Transformers Generation One Megatron figure. ...
HP admits that millions of printers didn't really need a new ink cartridge
Posted July 21, 2015 - 01:28 AM
... This is good but it ain't satire \-\- it's the truth ...
Mein Kampf sequel "paints Hitler in a darker light" warn crticis
Posted July 13, 2015 - 10:15 AM
... t form and some erotic charcoal sketches of valkyries in crotchless lederhosen. \-\-- [i]Highly suspect salute to Herr Crayon[/i] ...
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories?
Posted May 30, 2013 - 05:00 PM
... lked quickly. They walked quicker. I ran. They ran faster. I leaped into a taxi \-\- the one at the back of the queue. The driver said: "'Ere, you can ...
Posted July 9, 2015 - 09:35 AM
... That's him, The Bisquenator. -\-\- Selfie sticks banned in frozen aisle at Asda Tomato yells at pensioner Lobster ...
- Best-selling book writes itself Posted September 2, 2015 - 12:29 AM
- Up for sale 2014 Lexus Lx 570 Model Suv v8 with full option. Posted September 2, 2015 - 12:29 AM
- Doctors to advise their patients about where to go on holiday Posted September 2, 2015 - 12:29 AM
- HP admits that millions of printers didn't really need a new ink cartridge Posted September 2, 2015 - 12:29 AM
- Mein Kampf sequel "paints Hitler in a darker light" warn crticis Posted September 2, 2015 - 12:29 AM
Geoff Capes spotted on Phobos
Posted July 8, 2015 - 11:14 AM
... s helping in any way he can, even though he fucking hates coconut. Go figure." \-\-- Not every one is convinced by the probe's black and white pictures however, do ...
Recovered classic car from 80s begs to be returned to bottom of lake
Posted July 9, 2015 - 12:33 PM
... ve me back down the bank. Oh and I'll have that copy of Mayfair back 'n' all". \-\-- Any mileage in this? MILEAGE - get it? I'M HERE ALL WEEK ...
Confederate win at Gettysburg re-enactment blamed on strategic miscalculation
Posted July 3, 2015 - 04:16 PM
... emetery Ridge and whose troops defeated the enemy by repulsing Pickett's charge \-\- which worked brilliantly last time around -- the actor playing Lee diverted Un ...
New Desktop Background Just The Sort of Fresh Start Gary Needs
Posted June 29, 2015 - 06:31 PM
... p a new desktop background for his Toshiba laptop. “I’ve had that same one"\-\-the stock image of the green field and blue sky, titled 'Bliss,' that comes stan ...
3.5 Million Gay People Panic As They Realize They're Expected To Propose Now
Posted June 26, 2015 - 08:07 PM
... SAN FRANCISCO\-\-Upon learning that the Supreme Court of the United States has passed a decision ...
Posted June 23, 2015 - 02:46 PM
... I'm somewhat appalled that it's an actual thing. There's no bloody hope for us. \-\-- P.S. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with straight / un-funny responses. So, boo ...
"You just try getting 12 months holiday for 9K at Thomson" say Universities
Posted June 22, 2015 - 01:02 PM
... egabus down to Glastonbury last week, and someone said I'll need some wellies". \-\-- Doffs hat to Crayon ...
Putin sends topless pics in bid to woo Greece
Posted June 22, 2015 - 11:21 AM
... t the first sentence of paragraph 2 is a little bit too Clarkson for me. \-\-- [quote]Although it is hoped that no Greek men are overcome by Putin's manly p ...
Trophy wife junks Rembrandt -- 'It don't match the curtains.'
Posted May 23, 2015 - 03:02 PM
'That there old picture's real gloomy anyways,' said Cupcake Cassidy, 27, who returned last week from her Maldives honeymoon after marriage to 21-year-old dot com billionaire Billy Baggs. 'Billy only bought it
National drugs service offers free cocaine to parents.
Posted May 22, 2015 - 07:45 AM
... fter the rumor cropped up on Mumsnet under the heading "free plonk on the NHS". \-\--------- ... err school run beckons - anyone fancy expanding? ...
Hardworked MPs eager for break -- 'It'll be a nice change to lie on a beach'
Posted May 20, 2015 - 08:26 PM
Milliband, Farage and Clegg to the new Top Gear presenters...
Posted May 9, 2015 - 04:56 PM
... n done so many times \-\-> [url=https://twitter.com/iainmacivertodd/status/596633669911056384]so very ...
Black Hole forming inside remains of Liberal Democrats
Posted May 8, 2015 - 10:12 AM
... and disappear up its own arse, much like France” he told gathered reporters. \-\---- Couldn't quite thrash this out, but here you go. ...
Woman complains she can't tell front from back of panties
Posted April 30, 2015 - 08:28 PM
... for the benefit of you young shavers. I got stars for 'Storms in channel' \-\- d'ya think anybody would still know about the curate's egg? ...
Libyan government (one of them) will finance remake of 'Exodus'
Posted April 29, 2015 - 09:26 PM
... Abu Ben Adam, culture minister for North-West Tripolitania. 'There's everything \-\- human interest, heroism and sacrifice in the face of intransigent rich European ...
Shouted at the radio again today
Posted April 23, 2015 - 11:28 AM
... structure variation, not to protect corporations from delivering poor services. \-\-- I sound ranty don't I? Oh Gods, I'm ranty guy. ...
Shameless book plug and free wine offer
Posted April 11, 2015 - 02:08 PM
... erent formatting and I have other committments to take care of first. Gerontius \-\- if you have access to a PC you can get the free app for PC from Amazon and read ...
Canadians found most godly people -- they walk on water from November to March
Posted April 17, 2015 - 04:40 PM
Mattel to address sagging Barbie figures with Personal Trainer Ken
Posted April 17, 2015 - 12:37 PM
... mits niche interest in sagging Barbie line Sagging Barbie line in need of boost \-\--- Well there goes my afternoon.. ...
John Buchan's "The 39 Steps" rewritten to allow for wheelchair access.
Posted May 24, 2010 - 12:51 PM
... ting at three in the afternoon. Then the soul-erosion produced by high gambling \-\- a compost of inane chatter and weak tea and a nervous bladder -- becomes unbear ...
Posted April 10, 2015 - 11:44 AM
... t be a good one to continue the revival. [img]http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h\-\-/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/4/9/1428607655724/4be6d9fb-f494-42ad ...
Cameron and the Lamb : The pictures the Tory leader tried to stop
Posted April 8, 2015 - 09:08 AM
... Cameron, the lamb is still a floating voter" http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-1065/h\-\-/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/19/1426774927055/1c6ecf00-acc9-467 ...
Military trainers arrive in Ukraine ahead of jogging bottoms and sweatbands
Posted March 19, 2015 - 04:06 PM
... -\-\- That's it, I'm retiring. ...
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