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  1. Mock terror exercise held on River Thames (extended FP-style version) Posted March 20, 2017 - 08:27 PM

    ... dopting Mockney accents." The terrorists were found armed with Molotov mocktails\-\--the only non-alcoholic halal fire-bombs suitable for the Islamic terrorist mark ...

  2. Any astrophysicists out there? Posted February 28, 2017 - 09:42 PM

    ... I got another poser to which Titus no doubt has an answer: The universe is \-\- what? -- 20 billion years old and it's (???) 90 billion light years wide. So ...

  3. Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. Posted February 22, 2017 - 09:36 PM

    ... good. Reminds one of the old joke, renaming public conveniences 'The Cop Shop' \-\- because it's where all the dicks hang out. ...

  4. Bucks Fizz stripped of 1981 Eurovision title following new drug tests Posted February 15, 2017 - 07:53 PM

    ... /i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1891024.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/ONE-USE-Bucks-Fizz\-\-1981.jpg[/img] ...

  5. Where is the international condemnation? Posted January 27, 2017 - 01:47 PM

    ... ies in the right direction. "Who trained you and who supplied the bomb?" "[i]Mr \-\-- of 147 High St., Walthamstow.[/i]" Easy to check. After all, you're not tryin ...

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  2. Mock terror exercise held on River Thames (extended FP-style version) Posted March 28, 2017 - 11:18 AM

  3. john thaw spy allegations ...---... code Posted March 4, 2017 - 09:19 AM

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  4. Any astrophysicists out there? Posted March 28, 2017 - 11:18 AM

  5. Metropolitan Police now officially run by a Dick. More soon. Posted March 28, 2017 - 11:18 AM

  6. Bucks Fizz stripped of 1981 Eurovision title following new drug tests Posted March 28, 2017 - 11:18 AM

  7. Where is the international condemnation? Posted March 28, 2017 - 11:18 AM

  8. Essex pensioner forbidden alcohol because looked under age Posted January 26, 2017 - 07:50 PM

    ... e no driving licence, and I never bothered to renew my passport when it ran out \-\- how could I have afforded one of them? -- and apparently none of my other means ...

  9. Dead Florida Man Admits He Voted in U.S. Presidential Election Posted January 25, 2017 - 06:58 PM

    ... tion of U.S. President Donald Trump. On Wednesday, January 25, President Trump \-\- embroiled in a growing controversy over his claim that 3-5 million voters cast ...

  10. God Divorces Mankind, Citing Appalling American Election Results Posted January 16, 2017 - 09:00 PM

    ... been grossly disappointed for a while because things on Earth were going okayish\-\-and then Twilight happened. Team Jacob was clearly the better choice. And then ...

  11. A Message For Trump's Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best Posted December 19, 2016 - 02:25 AM

    ... it off of your bending backs! He has managed to grab the whole country by the p\-\---y. The best part of it is- you will still blame it on Obama! Do you really bel ...

  12. Southern Rail commuters discover trains have been automatic all this time Posted January 9, 2017 - 12:04 PM

    ... jerry-rigged into place within the ticket office, where a sign saying "No entry \-\- scheduled for demolition" had been covered over by a sign saying "You don't hav ...

  13. Who stole your comedic virginity? Posted April 3, 2010 - 09:25 PM

    ... on perceptions of Ireland in overseas comedy (drunk, like fighting, riverdance \-\- yes Rikkor, turns out all those gags have been done before) saw a section on Fa ...

  14. What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? Posted May 30, 2013 - 06:00 PM

    ... lked quickly. They walked quicker. I ran. They ran faster. I leaped into a taxi \-\- the one at the back of the queue. The driver said: "'Ere, you can ...

  15. I'm a Celebrity, get me literally out of here! Posted December 27, 2016 - 11:19 PM

    ... "Working on it." \-\- God ...

  16. George Michael's estate left to charity -- but it has a few dents Posted December 27, 2016 - 12:24 AM

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  17. Rick --> George: "You just *had* to steal my limelight, didn't you?" Posted December 26, 2016 - 08:25 AM

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  18. Charities call bullshit on ‘donations for Christmas cards’ claims Posted December 20, 2016 - 10:51 PM

    ... If you go into Oxfam you can buy cards for a sizeable amount of money \-\- £20, £100, that sort of thing, and the money (ostensibly) goes to purchase a ...

  19. Merry Brexmas one and all! Posted December 22, 2016 - 09:02 AM

    ... ere first. (Oxy will probably tell us that nothing ever happens in years ending \-\-17.) ...

  20. You fully understand that let-downs belonging to the trade Posted December 23, 2016 - 09:19 AM

    ... most everyone one chat to as you give us a call is a obtain storeroom competent \-\- and then option ones own requests and even help you to. And even how come they ...

  21. Been a busy year for God -- but he intends to "preserve the Status Quo" Posted November 30, 2016 - 10:57 AM

    More (s)la(ugh)ter.

  22. Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0 Posted November 26, 2016 - 11:38 PM

    ... o who nearly started WWIII or was it in fact Kennedy? My money is on the latter \-\- praise be to Oswald, JFK was gunned down like the mad dog he was. ...

  23. Couple’s happy family updates banned as ‘fake news’ by Facebook Posted November 18, 2016 - 10:45 AM

    ... gadgets and other examples of the couple’s conspicuous consumption of luxury \-\- unless accompanied by scans of the various debtor agency letters, and credit ca ...

  24. Death Crash Driver Complains That Collision 'Spoilt His Best Game Score Ever' Posted November 12, 2016 - 11:12 PM

    ... I tend to agree with you AO, but that's not what this site is about \-\- it's for ripping piss out of the little person. (Apart from the obvious targets ...

  25. Leaked extract from Obama meets Trump.. Posted November 11, 2016 - 08:35 PM

    ... ton here? President Obama: FFS don't touch that button you fat fingered moron!! \-\- break in recording -- President Obama: Oh shit. Oh fucking fucking shit. ...

  26. Meanwhile, over in Bulgaria... Posted November 10, 2016 - 03:18 PM

    ... rs and children out of your (MY!) vast, wealthy country is worth living through \-\- and dying through -- the crusade to end all crusades. When I moved to Turkey 20 ...

  27. A Dad's Army Dilemma: Is It 'Don't Panic!' Or 'We're All Doomed' Posted November 9, 2016 - 10:27 PM

    ... It's more "Stupid boy" \-\- to probably every single male voter in America. ...

  28. You Remainers sicken me Posted October 24, 2016 - 08:19 PM

    ... --Deleted following a cup of tea\-\- ...

  29. Repentant thief arrested while putting the clocks back. More soon. Posted October 30, 2016 - 11:28 AM

    ... Should be "while" \-\- the arrest would be for removing the clocks in the first place. ...

  30. US election proves penis mightier than sword Posted October 29, 2016 - 09:23 PM

    ... stars \-\- though is election a typo? ...


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