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God Divorces Mankind, Citing Appalling American Election Results
Posted January 16, 2017 - 08:00 PM
... been grossly disappointed for a while because things on Earth were going okayish\-\-and then Twilight happened. Team Jacob was clearly the better choice. And then ...
Southern Rail commuters discover trains have been automatic all this time
Posted January 9, 2017 - 11:04 AM
... jerry-rigged into place within the ticket office, where a sign saying "No entry \-\- scheduled for demolition" had been covered over by a sign saying "You don't hav ...
I'm a Celebrity, get me literally out of here!
Posted December 27, 2016 - 10:19 PM
... "Working on it." \-\- God ...
You fully understand that let-downs belonging to the trade
Posted December 23, 2016 - 08:19 AM
... most everyone one chat to as you give us a call is a obtain storeroom competent \-\- and then option ones own requests and even help you to. And even how come they ...
Merry Brexmas one and all!
Posted December 22, 2016 - 08:02 AM
... ere first. (Oxy will probably tell us that nothing ever happens in years ending \-\-17.) ...
- God Divorces Mankind, Citing Appalling American Election Results Posted January 17, 2017 - 07:19 PM
A Message For Trump's Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best
Posted December 19, 2016 - 01:25 AM
... it off of your bending backs! He has managed to grab the whole country by the p\-\---y. The best part of it is- you will still blame it on Obama! Do you really bel ...
- Southern Rail commuters discover trains have been automatic all this time Posted January 17, 2017 - 07:19 PM
Who stole your comedic virginity?
Posted April 3, 2010 - 08:25 PM
... on perceptions of Ireland in overseas comedy (drunk, like fighting, riverdance \-\- yes Rikkor, turns out all those gags have been done before) saw a section on Fa ...
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories?
Posted May 30, 2013 - 05:00 PM
... lked quickly. They walked quicker. I ran. They ran faster. I leaped into a taxi \-\- the one at the back of the queue. The driver said: "'Ere, you can ...
- I'm a Celebrity, get me literally out of here! Posted January 17, 2017 - 07:19 PM
George Michael's estate left to charity -- but it has a few dents
Posted December 26, 2016 - 11:24 PM
Rick --> George: "You just *had* to steal my limelight, didn't you?"
Posted December 26, 2016 - 07:25 AM
Charities call bullshit on ‘donations for Christmas cards’ claims
Posted December 20, 2016 - 09:51 PM
... If you go into Oxfam you can buy cards for a sizeable amount of money \-\- £20, £100, that sort of thing, and the money (ostensibly) goes to purchase a ...
- Merry Brexmas one and all! Posted January 17, 2017 - 07:19 PM
- You fully understand that let-downs belonging to the trade Posted January 17, 2017 - 07:19 PM
Been a busy year for God -- but he intends to "preserve the Status Quo"
Posted November 30, 2016 - 09:57 AM
Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0
Posted November 26, 2016 - 10:38 PM
... o who nearly started WWIII or was it in fact Kennedy? My money is on the latter \-\- praise be to Oswald, JFK was gunned down like the mad dog he was. ...
Couple’s happy family updates banned as ‘fake news’ by Facebook
Posted November 18, 2016 - 09:45 AM
... gadgets and other examples of the couple’s conspicuous consumption of luxury \-\- unless accompanied by scans of the various debtor agency letters, and credit ca ...
Death Crash Driver Complains That Collision 'Spoilt His Best Game Score Ever'
Posted November 12, 2016 - 10:12 PM
... I tend to agree with you AO, but that's not what this site is about \-\- it's for ripping piss out of the little person. (Apart from the obvious targets ...
Leaked extract from Obama meets Trump..
Posted November 11, 2016 - 07:35 PM
... ton here? President Obama: FFS don't touch that button you fat fingered moron!! \-\- break in recording -- President Obama: Oh shit. Oh fucking fucking shit. ...
Meanwhile, over in Bulgaria...
Posted November 10, 2016 - 02:18 PM
... rs and children out of your (MY!) vast, wealthy country is worth living through \-\- and dying through -- the crusade to end all crusades. When I moved to Turkey 20 ...
A Dad's Army Dilemma: Is It 'Don't Panic!' Or 'We're All Doomed'
Posted November 9, 2016 - 09:27 PM
... It's more "Stupid boy" \-\- to probably every single male voter in America. ...
You Remainers sicken me
Posted October 24, 2016 - 07:19 PM
... --Deleted following a cup of tea\-\- ...
Repentant thief arrested while putting the clocks back. More soon.
Posted October 30, 2016 - 10:28 AM
... Should be "while" \-\- the arrest would be for removing the clocks in the first place. ...
US election proves penis mightier than sword
Posted October 29, 2016 - 08:23 PM
... stars \-\- though is election a typo? ...
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Posted October 27, 2016 - 06:33 AM
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Posted October 27, 2016 - 06:31 AM
... o the company you can expect. Packing recharging together with unloading crews \-\---- your packers in addition to movers within Dublin should have your movement a ...
Evel Knievel welcomes M25 Heathrow runway plans
Posted October 26, 2016 - 10:49 PM
... Could be true \-\- if he wasn't deed. Stars! ...
"London is finished," declares Mayor
Posted October 22, 2016 - 09:05 AM
... ational health service" and believe in some fundamental wishy-washy claptrap as \-\- how ridiculous! -- "basic fundamental human rights" and "equality", Brexit mean ...
Dylan recognized for bringing peace to Magic Roundabout.
Posted October 17, 2016 - 10:30 PM
... "Piss off, Dougal", said Dylan. So Dougal did. All over Florence's new dress. -\-\- Jasper Carrott, 1973 ...
Scotland played pish to boycott World Cup over Syria, Strachan says
Posted October 12, 2016 - 10:35 AM
... ed we might actually qualify for once. So I told the boys to do what we do best \-\- play like donkeys and squander any chance of making a major tournament," Strach ...
Princess Charlotte sets out Brexit strategy
Posted September 30, 2016 - 10:09 AM
... hare the party nicely with Jeremy, but so far our strategy has completely failed\-\-maybe it's time to try crying, screaming and smacking other children in the face ...
Warning as stocks of Arab Sheikh fancy-dress outfits reach all time low
Posted September 30, 2016 - 11:35 AM
... on the final version on your behalf Mr/Ms Construction, the headline on the FP \-\- shouldn't that be sales at an all time high? Stocks are low because there's bee ...
6 Disastrous Things That Absolutely Could Happen If Trump Is Elected
Posted September 17, 2016 - 06:13 AM
... , and withdraw from NATO, among other things. But there are dozens of obstacles \-\- from laws, funds, and manpower to, like, reality -- to stop him from actually d ...
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