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Been a busy year for God -- but he intends to "preserve the Status Quo"
Posted November 30, 2016 - 02:47 PM
... [quote]God \-\- intends to "preserve the Status Quo"[/quote] Let's hope he preserves the Rolli ...
Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0
Posted November 26, 2016 - 10:38 PM
... o who nearly started WWIII or was it in fact Kennedy? My money is on the latter \-\- praise be to Oswald, JFK was gunned down like the mad dog he was. ...
Couple’s happy family updates banned as ‘fake news’ by Facebook
Posted November 18, 2016 - 09:45 AM
... gadgets and other examples of the couple’s conspicuous consumption of luxury \-\- unless accompanied by scans of the various debtor agency letters, and credit ca ...
Death Crash Driver Complains That Collision 'Spoilt His Best Game Score Ever'
Posted November 12, 2016 - 10:12 PM
... I tend to agree with you AO, but that's not what this site is about \-\- it's for ripping piss out of the little person. (Apart from the obvious targets ...
Leaked extract from Obama meets Trump..
Posted November 11, 2016 - 07:35 PM
... ton here? President Obama: FFS don't touch that button you fat fingered moron!! \-\- break in recording -- President Obama: Oh shit. Oh fucking fucking shit. ...
- Been a busy year for God -- but he intends to "preserve the Status Quo" Posted December 3, 2016 - 02:32 AM
- Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0 Posted December 3, 2016 - 02:32 AM
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories?
Posted May 30, 2013 - 05:00 PM
... lked quickly. They walked quicker. I ran. They ran faster. I leaped into a taxi \-\- the one at the back of the queue. The driver said: "'Ere, you can ...
- Couple’s happy family updates banned as ‘fake news’ by Facebook Posted December 3, 2016 - 02:32 AM
- Death Crash Driver Complains That Collision 'Spoilt His Best Game Score Ever' Posted December 3, 2016 - 02:32 AM
- Leaked extract from Obama meets Trump.. Posted December 3, 2016 - 02:32 AM
Meanwhile, over in Bulgaria...
Posted November 10, 2016 - 02:18 PM
... rs and children out of your (MY!) vast, wealthy country is worth living through \-\- and dying through -- the crusade to end all crusades. When I moved to Turkey 20 ...
A Dad's Army Dilemma: Is It 'Don't Panic!' Or 'We're All Doomed'
Posted November 9, 2016 - 09:27 PM
... It's more "Stupid boy" \-\- to probably every single male voter in America. ...
You Remainers sicken me
Posted October 24, 2016 - 07:19 PM
... --Deleted following a cup of tea\-\- ...
Repentant thief arrested while putting the clocks back. More soon.
Posted October 30, 2016 - 10:28 AM
... Should be "while" \-\- the arrest would be for removing the clocks in the first place. ...
US election proves penis mightier than sword
Posted October 29, 2016 - 08:23 PM
... stars \-\- though is election a typo? ...
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Posted October 27, 2016 - 06:33 AM
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Possessing Quotations Out of Packers In addition to Movers Around Dublin Is Cha
Posted October 27, 2016 - 06:31 AM
... o the company you can expect. Packing recharging together with unloading crews \-\---- your packers in addition to movers within Dublin should have your movement a ...
Evel Knievel welcomes M25 Heathrow runway plans
Posted October 26, 2016 - 10:49 PM
... Could be true \-\- if he wasn't deed. Stars! ...
"London is finished," declares Mayor
Posted October 22, 2016 - 09:05 AM
... ational health service" and believe in some fundamental wishy-washy claptrap as \-\- how ridiculous! -- "basic fundamental human rights" and "equality", Brexit mean ...
Dylan recognized for bringing peace to Magic Roundabout.
Posted October 17, 2016 - 10:30 PM
... "Piss off, Dougal", said Dylan. So Dougal did. All over Florence's new dress. -\-\- Jasper Carrott, 1973 ...
Scotland played pish to boycott World Cup over Syria, Strachan says
Posted October 12, 2016 - 10:35 AM
... ed we might actually qualify for once. So I told the boys to do what we do best \-\- play like donkeys and squander any chance of making a major tournament," Strach ...
Princess Charlotte sets out Brexit strategy
Posted September 30, 2016 - 10:09 AM
... hare the party nicely with Jeremy, but so far our strategy has completely failed\-\-maybe it's time to try crying, screaming and smacking other children in the face ...
Warning as stocks of Arab Sheikh fancy-dress outfits reach all time low
Posted September 30, 2016 - 11:35 AM
... on the final version on your behalf Mr/Ms Construction, the headline on the FP \-\- shouldn't that be sales at an all time high? Stocks are low because there's bee ...
6 Disastrous Things That Absolutely Could Happen If Trump Is Elected
Posted September 17, 2016 - 06:13 AM
... , and withdraw from NATO, among other things. But there are dozens of obstacles \-\- from laws, funds, and manpower to, like, reality -- to stop him from actually d ...
BBC forced to publish names and salaries of lowest paid staff
Posted September 15, 2016 - 08:59 AM
... lly like it. A sharp point, amusingly made (Mr Shouty, chocolate finger, Dobbie \-\- marvellous). And I'm not even just saying that. ...
Thornbury begs interviewer 'Please don't bully me- I'm only a weak little woman'
Posted September 12, 2016 - 06:49 PM
... But I have the arse and soul of a king \-\- ay, and of a king of England too! ...
NHS Trust Refuses To Treat Over-Age Patients Until They 'Lose A Few Years'
Posted September 4, 2016 - 06:23 AM
... f an overweight woman with arthritis and spondylosis who can't get an operation \-\- take 5. ...
Branson unveils his own brand of pickle
Posted August 28, 2016 - 08:25 PM
... Branson uses pickle \-\- no longer virgin. ...
British towns come of age with triple-barrelled names
Posted August 25, 2016 - 02:24 PM
... ane Birmingham-Under-Mucus London-up-its-Arse Downe along Day (Kent) 5 hyphens \-\---- ...
Nepal leads Rio medal count by wide margin
Posted August 18, 2016 - 07:00 PM
... d we had Mount Everest to train on. But the Bhutan wallahs gave us a good game \-\- they were only 35 minutes behind, almost a photo-finish.' No other country com ...
Art-themed pub quiz organiser offers quick Turner round
Posted August 10, 2016 - 08:58 PM
... I heard he bought his wife a Raza and she reciprocated with Constable. -\-\- I literally hate myself. ...
Viennetta found in freezer 'is viable' say scientists
Posted August 9, 2016 - 02:20 PM
... s nationalism to really bring out the flavours. Hang on, what year is it again? \-\-- Hat-tip to TopTrumpCheater ...
Science Wins First Boss Battle
Posted August 1, 2016 - 08:39 PM
... The wording of this headline tickled me, so I wrote this: ---\-\- Science has emerged victorious today from what many consider to be its first bo ...
£92.5/MWh 'too expensive' but apparently it's a good idea to pay me £500/MWh
Posted July 29, 2016 - 06:05 PM
... ", "There are various theories, but none have been verified", "We used to think \-\-- but further experiments have now thrown this theory into doubt" or (perhaps mo ...
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