http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:24:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27851 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:20:20 +0000 rickwestwell 27851@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me - this is my argument, and I'll thank you to conduct your seedy transactions elsewhere. There's a Duchess of York thread which won't mind a bit of your filth.</p> <p>Scroat - I remember every detail - the Germans wore grey, you wore a rubber skin-diving suit and purple loon pants. I put those pants away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear them again. If I can get the stain out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27848 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:18:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 27848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is that when you have to hear all about someone else's sex life? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27839 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:10:28 +0000 Scroat 27839@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's good for earwax - and aural sex of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27836 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:03:01 +0000 Des Custard 27836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>3 minutes should be ample. Do you use extra virgin olive oil? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27762 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:46:37 +0000 Scroat 27762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>RIck. We'll always have Paris... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27625 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 22:48:39 +0000 rikkor 27625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To Rick, with love. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999&page=2#post-27560 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:45:01 +0000 PluckyMunky 27560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'What fresh hell is this?' is American, Scroaty - Dorothy Parker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27556 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:41:08 +0000 Scroat 27556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm a little fairy I don't swear,<br /> Shit bugger arsehole I don't care. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27554 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:38:15 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 27554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ma's Out, Pa's Out, let's talk rude,<br /> Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27553 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:35:48 +0000 Scroat 27553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Oh what bollocks is this?"</p> <p>Hey Shits. That sounds almost like Shakespeare! I'd give you some stars if I could. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27549 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:27:34 +0000 rikkor 27549@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Fun, Bitez-moi! That's French.</p> <p>Oh, and don't get me started on effect and affect, Genontius-wannabe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27545 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:12:49 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 27545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe they use "practice" for both noun and verb in the US, but advice (noun) and advise (verb) are still separate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27544 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:09:00 +0000 fun and games 27544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It obviously couldn't be that Rik had made a grammatical error, of course. Conventional English is practice the noun, practise the verb, but I guess it is possible that Americans have fucked that up, too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27543 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:00:28 +0000 rikkor 27543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the US, practiced. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27540 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:51:59 +0000 fernandomando 27540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Practiced or practised? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27502 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:11:45 +0000 rikkor 27502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, is the Protipodes, smoke blowing like fart lighting and cow tipping is more talked about than practiced. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27483 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 14:48:19 +0000 fernandomando 27483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@des sadly I don't charge by the hour for everything, but I can do you a deal on 3 minutes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27473 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 14:28:01 +0000 Charlie Snibbs 27473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Everybody was Kung Fu fighting....lalala </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27449 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:17:53 +0000 rickwestwell 27449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>but if you watch them closely alot of them pull thier knickers or pants down when someone established is around and are first to blow smoke up there arses</blockquote></p> <p>Just out of interest, has anyone here actually tried having smoke blown up their arse?<br /> It's one of those things on my list to have a go at, but it's such a bother to organise, I'm not sure if it's really worth the effort.</p> <p>Oh, and plucky - sorry if I upset you. Please don't be rude to the WoMs, who do a great job editing the site, and don't bully shitsu. You didn't like my FP, I don't think much of your tits in mangles, let's leave it at that and avoid each other, eh? Good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27448 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:16:07 +0000 Alan Sundry 27448@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me neither. Can't reach, unfortunately. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27412 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:20:18 +0000 Des Custard 27412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bollock licking seems to be much in demand these days. Not that I go for that kind of thing myself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27411 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:18:03 +0000 Mary Evans 27411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Better make it clear which service you require, Desy... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27409 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:15:37 +0000 Des Custard 27409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@fernandomando. You're <em>good</em>. What's your hourly rate? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27405 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:09:56 +0000 rikkor 27405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Frisson" and "jumping on a bandwagon". Hmm... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27324 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:52:13 +0000 BlackAndroid 27324@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plucky man the absurdity of arguing over willy jokes...fuck me man things are bad, the dude you fell out with hasnt replied and i think you were cool at the top of this chat, you were right to accept he can write good shit because he does, the problem is theres a lot of arse kissers and i think your being a little bullied, one person pointed out be funny in your return his right i think, on here to be fair most of the people in conversation have written something I would star, but if you watch them closely alot of them pull thier knickers or pants down when someone established is around and are first to blow smoke up there arses, I say just do your thing you dont need acceptance you do it coz you like it ..right </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27320 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:56:24 +0000 PluckyMunky 27320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Fernando,<br /> Thanks for your suggestion. However, judging from a lot of correspondents on here, I don't have any comedy skills to draw on. </p> <p>I do find the annoymous tags cowardly, though. I guess I know who is behind them. You can't respond to those in either a comedic or a serious way. </p> <p>Oh and I have never been 'anyone else' on here and wouldn't know Gerontius from a hole in the wall.</p> <p>Hope the bassoon is still in good shape.<br /> Best wishes,<br /> Plucky </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27310 Sun, 08 Aug 2010 22:11:54 +0000 ramblesnake 27310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Whoever thinks Plucky and Gerontius are one and the same, you're an effing idiot. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27304 Sun, 08 Aug 2010 22:00:42 +0000 SingingHinny 27304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boring. Ma nah ma nah. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27294 Sun, 08 Aug 2010 21:22:57 +0000 fernandomando 27294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plucky,</p> <p>Why not respond to other people's comments with wit and humour? If you disagree with them why not use your skills as a comedy writer to reduce their comments to absurdity, thus giving everyone a laugh in the process? I think you just moan, and it is more than a little depressing to read serious self-justification of why you actually are funny.</p> <p>Just try to be funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9999#post-27285 Sun, 08 Aug 2010 20:21:52 +0000 PluckyMunky 27285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shitsu, this was no flounce nor was it an open letter. Try to keep up and try not to be quite so clever and spiteful. I was responding to specific points that Rick Westwell made against me. If you think Rikkor's particular brand of insensitivity is special, then, well done. I find him cowardly and unpleasant and he feeds off encouragement. If being constantly disparaging of others constitutes 'humour', then Rikkor has it in spades...but I don't expect it does. </p> <p>I am not quite sure what I have ever done to upset you and your 'happy place'. I suspect you just like the frisson of jumping on the next, unpleasant bandwagon. If that is what you like, fair enough, but don't wade in at me. I have never treated you badly and always been ready to chat to you. Whatever you do in your career, try to be pleasant towards others and treat them as you would want to be treated yourself. Just being 'clever' ain't enough. </p>