http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=958 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:12:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=958#post-2443 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:41:56 +0000 ED209 2443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hospital maternity staff were delighted to inform the parents of Jimmy MacPherson that he is destined for a career in the SAS, after the boy was born with a black rectangle covering his eyes.</p> <p>'His parents were pretty shocked,' said Dr. Patel, who delivered the baby. 'But we soon reassured them that the black square was a sure sign that the wee lad was special forces material.' </p>