http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=957 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 12:21:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=957#post-2522 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:37:14 +0000 ED209 2522@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wasn't quite sure whether it was satire or anger driving me to write that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=957#post-2458 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:25:18 +0000 John Square 2458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's unlikely to win you many friends, Ed, but I liked the "unable to tell the difference between a bad decision and a sexual attack", so stars for that.</p> <p>There is a good sub in there: maybe just an edit or two? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=957#post-2449 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:44:31 +0000 bang2rights 2449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nasty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=957#post-2441 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:38:19 +0000 ED209 2441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The government has today announced plans to offer 'a good slap' to women who turn up at Police stations and complain they've been raped after changing their mind about having sex once they sober up.</p> <p>The Home secretary announced that trained advisers would dole out a 'stern lecture about not being a slapper' to any woman who goes to the police because she's unable to tell the difference between a bad decision and a sexual attack..</p> <p>'The police are very keen to prosecute actual rapes, but quite frankly we're all very bored of silly slappers wasting the police's time when there are real victims who need our help. Our trained ear-benders will make sure that if these women turn up once, they certainly won't be coming back.' </p>