http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9556 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 05:17:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=9556#post-25862 Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:30:27 +0000 Izziere 25862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>According to new research, changing your name to New Research makes you 93% more likely to be have your views used to fill up useless column inches with old wives tales. </p> <p>In her paper "Rent a quote in the 21st Century", Mrs Research (writing under her maiden name Chase New Err) said, "All research indicates that your name is important if you want to be quoted in vague articles in the popular press." </p> <p><strong>Links:</strong><br /> <em>See archive wedding photos of the marriage between Chase New Err and Al L. Research<br /> Want a quote to back up your prejudices? Contact New Research and Al L Research <u>here</u></em> </p>