http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 10:20:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2626 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:12:41 +0000 edward hack 2626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Trust apologise over magazine mix-up<br /> The National Gamete Donation Trust has aplogised to hundreds of sports fans who earlier today answered a plea for sperm donors to come and help infertile couples in their bid to conceive.<br /> The Trust had attracted sports fans in Greater Manchester with themed posters such as 'Hard in the Tackle but Soft in the Heart' ....'Play Away and Make Someones Day' and also targeted local pet lovers with one poster which ran 'Give the Dog a Bone' (see below)<br /> It appears the Trust had left what they assumed were 'erotic' magazines inside the cubicles set aside for those hot blooded male who needed some encouragement to 'knock one off' during the build up to donation.<br /> But it seems there had been a photocopying mix up with an article featured in the January edition of National Geographic and the erotic leaflets were not quite what the fans had anticipated, although one middle aged sports fan from Stockport kept his mother waiting for over two hours while he made repeat donations to the trust.</p> <p>United supporters expressed their regret at not being able to make the 400 mile round trip to take part in the experiment.</p> <p><img src="http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv171/edwardhack/Sperm%20donor/000avictoria-beckham-breasts1.jpg"><br /> A Pair of Aardvarks<br /> <img src="http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv171/edwardhack/Sperm%20donor/000aardvarks.jpg"><br /> Victoria Beckham </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2450 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:55:08 +0000 Scroat 2450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Plucky. If you were to ask either of the kids, they would say "That's really random." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2430 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:53:48 +0000 MADJEZ 2430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aardvark double glazing firm change name to '1st Aardvark Ltd' to be first in Yellow pages. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2427 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:40:13 +0000 PluckyMunky 2427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>pedants' corner,</p> <p>technically, scroaty, you did not select aadvark 'at random', unless you cut out all of the words in the dictionary, mixed them up and pulled one out of a hat. i hope this helps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2416 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:20:35 +0000 exigo 2416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Zebras change name to AAAAAAAA1 zebras in aadvark retaliation </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2409 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:53:12 +0000 MADJEZ 2409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Anteaterly Butterly' spread to be renamed 'I can't believe it's not aardvark'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2392 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:14:37 +0000 theumpire 2392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257520/Well-mother-loves-Bald-baby-aardvark-makes-UK-zoo.html">Click here and you'll see what I mean?</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2380 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:43:39 +0000 sauce 2380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJe4gmxlbI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJe4gmxlbI</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2378 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:54:33 +0000 theumpire 2378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Aardvarks.jpg"></p> <p>Aardvark breeder denies charges of bestiality. "When you see her picture, how could you describe her as "a beast"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2341 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:47:54 +0000 Scroat 2341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You will have noticed that I chose a word from the dictionary totally at random.</p> <p>Although the more perceptive amongst you will also have noticed that I didn't actually try very hard... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2306 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:21:33 +0000 Mrblacker 2306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>World Cup organiser quits saying 'it's too much like aardvark.' more soon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=904#post-2301 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:06:33 +0000 Scroat 2301@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This week's wonderful winsome word is </p> <p>AARDVARK</p> <p>Entries in this thread please, by midday Saturday. </p>