http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 02:11:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869#post-23852 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:41:34 +0000 Tristan Shout 23852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They sent their squirrels, and we sent our humans to similar effect..? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869#post-23850 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:22:28 +0000 la maga 23850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody foreign interlopers, coming over here taking trees meant for decent hard-working red squirrels. Well may they run away. There will be rivers of squirrel blood, mark my words. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869#post-23820 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:59:45 +0000 riesler 23820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's all the licking that scares them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869#post-23817 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:49:00 +0000 ramblesnake 23817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They're just cute rats, the American ones that is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8869#post-23790 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:23:28 +0000 Tristan Shout 23790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why do you run away at the first sight of us? At the first foot-fall? We're not trying to hurt you. We just want a closer look at you.<br /> People don't eat squirrels any more.<br /> Did they ever? Oh I don't know, but if we did, we're sorry and that was a long time ago.<br /> Things are different now.<br /> You're our connection to the countryside now. You're the woodland creature we can relate to.<br /> Can I feed you from my hand? Look! I've got some nuts!<br /> If you sat on my arm, I wouldn't hurt you.<br /> Would you let me stroke you?<br /> Please don't run away.<br /> Oh you little fucker. Go on then! Piss off round the back of the tree. </p>